Music is a an extremely big part of the our daily lives. Artists are constantly coming up with the newest "jams," and we the consumers are constantly being given new ways to enjoy our music more and more, i.e. the iPod.
With that said, there are indeed some songs are in this world that are God foresaken awful. They need to be deleted.
Forever.
Here is my list of the Top 5 worst songs ever composed in the history of mankind. This list is subject to change.
5. "Get Low" by Lil Jon
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away rap music use to have meaning (gasp!). Yes, young child there was a day. A day when men such as Grandmaster Flash, Run DMC, Tupac Shakur, Nas, and Biggie Smalls made music that had something to it. That music officially died the day Lil Jon composed this crapshoot.
Wow. Wow, wow wow. Where do you start with this song? Do you start with the fact it's written by someone who looks like the Predator? Or the fact the lyrics are so cheesy and flat out stupid that was hip-hop itself was sent back 15 years because of it?
No, I know where you start. One verse, one lyric.
"From the sweat drip down my balls..."
I don't even have to explain it. Geez, I hope Lil Jon gets hit by a car. Enough said.
4. Move B*tch by Ludacris
I have never been a fan of Luda's music. All so modern-rap-clique-like. But this song. Wow. I don't think music gets more degrading to women than this song. Someone told me Ludacris made this song about his frustration with traffic. Well, not really sure I can see that because all he seems to emphasize during this "masterpiece" is about getting the b*tches out of your way.
So deep Luda. So deep this song is. It really touched my soul.
3. Chicken Dance
I remember first hearing this garbage. It was elementary school and the song was fun to dance but...
along came the 4th grade and I was done with it, but not America. Oh dear nothing "makes" a baseball game than to hear that stupid song through the PA system. But as we all know the song is half of it. The dance is equally as disturbing.
I guess I just do not get it. I don't get why people play a song and say, "Hmm I'll waddle my butt to the ground!"
Chickens don't even do that! I think the chicken race would hate this song as well!
I remember first hearing this garbage. It was elementary school and the song was fun to dance but...
along came the 4th grade and I was done with it, but not America. Oh dear nothing "makes" a baseball game than to hear that stupid song through the PA system. But as we all know the song is half of it. The dance is equally as disturbing.
I guess I just do not get it. I don't get why people play a song and say, "Hmm I'll waddle my butt to the ground!"
Chickens don't even do that! I think the chicken race would hate this song as well!
Me too...
2. Mm Bop by Hanson
I am in 4th grade heading to Mrs. Skapik's math class. Some kids where in the hall dancing...dancing to the newest poison. Hanson's Mm Bop. I can proudly say I never took a sip of this poison aka danced to it/liked it/cared for it.
Years will pass, but every now and then for some unknown Satanic reason the song will be played again...and all those bad memories again return. This song is awful for 3 reasons:
1. It's song by 3 girly-looking boys. Where's the masculinity?!
2. What the hell is it about?
3. Mm Bop? Is that a noise? WTF?
4. I told you there are only 3 reasons so why are you reading this one?
The four songs I have so far discussed are bad. They are rough and pure garbage, but there have been moments I have been able to bit my tongue and deal with Mm Bop coming through the speakers or Move B*tch playing at a party, but not this next song...
No, not this song...
Since the first day I heard this song I HAVE NEVER REMOTELY LIKED IT PERIOD! I would rather walk into an oncoming truck than dance to it. Just the thought of it someday coming through the airwaves again makes me cringe.
No!
It makes me cry.
1. Cha Cha Slide by Casper
All that stupid dancing in unison is pure Hell to experience. If you are at a bar and trying to dance, do you want to go all Brady Bunch and dance as a family? Or better yet dance together with 25 other strangers? Heck no!
Someone needs to do something. Someone needs to delete this song forever. Destory any records of it. I hate it. I hate every single thing about it. There is not one moment of it I can for the slightest second stand.
For the Chicken Dance, for exactly .3 seconds I think to myself, "Kind of a cool beat." After that I hate it, but I stand it for a moment.
For Move B*tch I think Ludacris said one cool verse, but not for the Cha Cha Slide. Nope nothing in this song is standable.
Give me a glass of Clorox, for I'll drink that before Casper verbally destorys me once more...
Note: I am really interested in hearing what you guys consider are the worst songs you have ever experienced. Let me know because comments are appreciated.
