Monday, April 09, 2007

Some Comic Relief...

I am a big fan of laughing so I thought I would put up some funny material I came across on the Internet.


Work Vs. Prison
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell
At work you spend most of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.
In prison you get 3 meals a day.
At work you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.
In prison you get time off for good behavior.
At work you get rewarded for good behavior with more work.
In prison you can watch TV and play games.
At work you get fired for watching TV and playing games.
In prison a guard locks, unlocks...opens and closes all doors for you.
At work you must carry around a security card and unlock and open all doors yourself.
In prison you get your own toilet.
At work you have to share.
In prison they allow you to visit family and friends.
At work you can't even speak to family and friends.
In prison all expenses are paid by taxpayers, with no work required.
At work you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.
In prison you spend most of your life looking through bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At work you spend most of your time wanting to get out and inside bars.
In prison you can enjoy many programs which you can leave at anytime.
At work there are some programs you can never get out of.
In prison there are wardens who are often sadistic and psychotic.
At work we call them managers.

World's Smallest Books

The Code of Ethics for Lawyers
The Book of Motivated Postal Workers
Americans' Guide to Etiquette
The World Guide to Good American Beer
Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages
Safe Places to Travel in the USA
Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity
Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction
Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu
The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle.
Consumer Marketing Ethics
Al Gore: The Wild Years
America's Most Popular Lawyers
Career Opportunities for History Majors
Detroit - A Travel Guide
Everything Men Know about Women
George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names
Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette
The Amish Phone Book
Great Women Drivers Of Today
Beauty Secrets by Janet Reno
Home Built Airplanes by John Denver
How To Get To The Super Bowl by Dan Marino
Things I Love About Bill by Hillary Clinton
Things I Can't Afford by Bill Gates
Things I Would Not Do For Money by Dennis Rodman
Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific
America's Most Popular Lawyers
All The Men I've Loved Before by Ellen DeGeneres
Spotted Owl Recipes by the Sierra Club

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